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My Top 21 Dating App No-No’s

by | Nov 14, 2023 | All, My Struggles, Relationships, The Adventures of Dating

PSA: Men STOP Doing This!!!

This is the face of a woman who is not amused. When you’re a busy, but single woman, and you want to date….the question becomes, where do you meet people? Like many, I decided to give dating apps a try…EPIC fail.

90% of my dating app experience can be compared to a dumpster fire. It’s like going to Walmart to pick out a boyfriend. My first thought was, is this real? Or am I being punked?

I mean seriously, why are men like this? The levels of stupidity, disrespect and ridiculousness has been mind blowing, and I feel compelled to share my Top 21 dating app no-no’s…..because as obvious as these things seem to me, and the average person, apparently it still needs to be said.

1. Put your shirt back on.

2. Stop using profile pics with a fish you caught, your cat or other women.

3. If your profile only has a single pic of yourself with a group of guys, how is anyone suppose to know which one you are. Use your brain.

4. Nobody wants to see your bathroom selfie.

5. Do I look like I want to get high, sniff some coke, join your gang bang or be part of your creepy couple threesome? Get the fuck outta here.

6. Learn to spell.

7. If I don’t answer, don’t message me on every social channel, then email me.

8. Don’t ask me how I am every 11 minutes. I’m probably the same as I was 11 minutes ago.

9. If you have to stress in your profile that you own a house and car, you’re probably overcompensating for something. You’re 45, I hope you own something.

10. If you could list your red flags in your profile that would be great, then I don’t have to waste my time figuring it out.

11. Stalking isn’t sexy.

12. No I don’t want to subscribe to your OnlyFans.

13. 5’10 is not the same as 5’7.

14. If you’re going to propose to me, know the difference between “marry” and “merry”.

15. No, I’m not available on an hours notice, I have a life. You should get one.

16. If you live at your moms, are unemployed, “self-employed”, still living with your wife or girlfriend, or someone thinks they’re  in a relationship with you, keep swiping.

17. No, I don’t want to meet your kid on the first date. Or your mom.

18. My name is Allison. Not hot stuff, angel face or baby.

19. “Nice boobs” is not a conversation starter.

20. Don’t claim to be sober while holding your Coors Light can in your profile picture.

21. You probably shouldn’t brag about your recent release from prison. Just my two cents.

I’m sure there are countless other obvious no-no’s, but these seem to be some of the more common ones. That being said, to the 10% of the male population who appear to be normal, keep it up…as I’m sure your  dating experiences are just as challenging.

For the rest of you, step your game up or get out of the way, so maybe us women can bypass the garbage and meet someone who isn’t a serial killer.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Allison Rose

Allison Rose

Founder at Filter Free Bullsh!t Free

Entrepreneurship is my addiction, Sharing my story and empowering others is my passion. My girl gang, my family and tequila shots fuel my soul & calm my head. I’m here to inspire and to be inspired.

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